One of my favorite HGTV babes, Genevieve Gorder, just tweeted this pic of a new billboard in her neighborhood. It's a freakishly accurate map of my internal landscape at any given moment in my life, past or present. I'd like to be able to say that I'm a tortured soul, but you know what? That label is much too hip for me. And Lord knows I ain't never been one of the cool kids.

Image: Genevieve Gorder